If English Premier League were a Classroom !!
- Manchester United: An intelligent kid who also happens to be
politician's son. Examiners/Teachers, scared of his papa, never fail
him. If he fails, the examiner loses his job, and him and papa go
telling the world it was all examiners' fault.
- Chelsea: Poor kid
adopted by a rich father who at times gifts him some expensive, but
outdated toys which he doesn't want. He manages to pass the exams with
good marks, but papa still thinks he could have performed more better.
Result: Change the tutor every goddamn year!
- Liverpool: Dull Kid,
an average guy who was brilliant when he was in nursery and Class 1.
Brags it to everybody and says, "I have got history!". Fails in most of
the exams, yet parents say, he's improving year by year.
- Arsenal: Hardworking kid, always said to have a great future, but
nobody knows when the future will come. Solves questions brilliantly in class but
succumbs to the pressure of annual exams. Miserly parents...no money to
register him in a 'gain-your-confidence' course.
- Manchester
City: Richest Daddy of all !! Has all the shiniest pens, pencils and
guide books. Was neglecting studies before but realized his worth and
started studying seriously lately. Results are positive !!
- Tottenham Hotspur: Better than average kid at studies. Rather than patting itself in its back on performing well, it always prefers to rot in jealousy of other well performing students (all those listed above). Jealousy may likely kill it someday. Be happy of yourself kid, work on yourself, don't look at others.
- Everton: Nice lad! Comes from a family of limited means but performs better than many. Needs to be polished a little bit more.
Note: School's Principal is Manchester United's daddy's younger brother. Don't agree? Read on David Gill's association with FA !!
If English Premier League were a Classroom !!
- Manchester United: An intelligent kid who also happens to be politician's son. Examiners/Teachers, scared of his papa, never fail him. If he fails, the examiner loses his job, and him and papa go telling the world it was all examiners' fault.
- Chelsea: Poor kid adopted by a rich father who at times gifts him some expensive, but outdated toys which he doesn't want. He manages to pass the exams with good marks, but papa still thinks he could have performed more better. Result: Change the tutor every goddamn year!
- Liverpool: Dull Kid, an average guy who was brilliant when he was in nursery and Class 1. Brags it to everybody and says, "I have got history!". Fails in most of the exams, yet parents say, he's improving year by year.
- Arsenal: Hardworking kid, always said to have a great future, but nobody knows when the future will come. Solves questions brilliantly in class but succumbs to the pressure of annual exams. Miserly parents...no money to register him in a 'gain-your-confidence' course.
- Manchester City: Richest Daddy of all !! Has all the shiniest pens, pencils and guide books. Was neglecting studies before but realized his worth and started studying seriously lately. Results are positive !!
- Tottenham Hotspur: Better than average kid at studies. Rather than patting itself in its back on performing well, it always prefers to rot in jealousy of other well performing students (all those listed above). Jealousy may likely kill it someday. Be happy of yourself kid, work on yourself, don't look at others.
- Everton: Nice lad! Comes from a family of limited means but performs better than many. Needs to be polished a little bit more.
