Bedlam of Morons !!

Wrote it a long back. Here it is in front of you:

This World! 

Bedlam of Morons

And among those all that dwell

I am the greatest of all…

They say…

Every experience is an education

Provided we learn something from it

And that education is worthwhile only if

We make sense of what we learnt

Maturity comes from the experiences we face

Life kicks sense into us

But, if a man refuses to learn anything

He’s surely a King at the Bedlam of Morons…

Yeah! I am Undefeated! ! 

The undefeated king of Bedlam of Morons! ! !        

Apne Jab Jaltey Hain...

Just wrote this. Thought to share it on the blog as I always do :)

apne jab jaltey hain, aankhon ke saamne,

chita pe letey, aag ke lapeton mein, 

pighalte, dheere dheere mitti mein miltey hain,

chotey-chotey bachchon ko,

wahaan se duur le jaaya jaata hai,

taaki woh jaan na sake,

aur apno ko mitti mein miltey,

dekh na sake...

nanhe munne bacchey wo log,

unhe kya pata yeh sab?

unki zindagi, ghar ki chaukhat,

sakhi-saheli, chhotey-chhotey dost,

bageeche mein phool ki pankhudi todkar,

eent ko ghis ghis kar usme paani mila kar,

titliyon ko pakadne ki chakkar mein,

subah-shaam socha kartey hain...

school hain unki khel ki maidan,

jaatey hain wahaan apno ke haath pakadkar

wahaan padhtey hain, kheltey hain,

naachtey hain, gaatey hain,

kabhi kabhi choti moti ladaai karke,

kabhi kabhi daudtey hue gir jaatey hain,

aur ghutna chhil jaati hai,

rotey rotey ghar waapas aa jaatey hai,

wahi apno ke haath pakadkar.

ghar aakar, dettol lagaakar, 

khaana khaake chup-chap so jaatey hain,

phir dusre din, apno ke haath pakadkar,

hanstey-kudtey school chaley jaatey hain.

phir kabhi apno ke saath scooter mein baithkar,

bazaar ghoomne chaley jaatey hain,

khoob saari mithaiyaan khaakar, 

chupchap ghar chaley aatey hain,

yehi jindagi hai, unn nanhe munno ki,

issime khush, isime mast rehtey hain...

woh kya samjhe jab wahi apne chita mein lete,

pighal kar mitti mein miltey hain,

woh kya samjhe ki wahi apne bahut duur chaley gaye hain,

unhe kya pata ki unki zindagi badal gayi hai,

shayad kal unhe akele school jana padey,

shayad parso unhe akele ghaao mein dettol lagaani padey.

If English Premier League were a Classroom !!

If English Premier League were a Classroom !!

1. Manchester United: An intelligent kid who also happens to be politician's son. Examiners/Teachers, scared of his papa, never fail him. If he fails, the examiner loses his job, and him and papa go telling the world it was all examiners' fault.
2. Chelsea: Poor kid adopted by a rich father who at times gifts him some expensive, but outdated toys which he doesn't want. He manages to pass the exams with good marks, but papa still thinks he could have performed more better. Result: Change the tutor every goddamn year!
3. Liverpool: Dull Kid, an average guy who was brilliant when he was in nursery and Class 1. Brags it to everybody and says, "I have got history!". Fails in most of the exams, yet parents say, he's improving year by year. 
4. Arsenal: Hardworking kid, always said to have a great future, but nobody knows when the future will come. Solves questions brilliantly in class but succumbs to the pressure of annual exams. Miserly parents...no money to register him in a 'gain-your-confidence' course.
5. Manchester City: Richest Daddy of all !! Has all the shiniest pens, pencils and guide books. Was neglecting studies before but realized his worth and started studying seriously lately. Results are positive !!
6. Tottenham Hotspur: Better than average kid at studies. Rather than patting itself in its back on performing well, it always prefers to rot in jealousy of other well performing students (all those listed above). Jealousy may likely kill it someday. Be happy of yourself kid, work on yourself, don't look at others.
7. Everton: Nice lad! Comes from a family of limited means but performs better than many. Needs to be polished a little bit more.

Note: School's Principal is Manchester United's daddy's younger brother. Don't agree? Read on David Gill's association with FA !!

Blue is the Colour, what else matters?

The recent "Its blue, what else matters?" ad by adidas for launch of Chelsea 2013-14 kit is truly an awesome innovation in the field of kits-advertising. It emphasizes the importance of the colour 'blue' that we Chelsea fans associate with and also the colour 'blue' that has become synonymous to Chelsea in the footballing world even when there are hundreds of other teams around the world wearing blue jerseys... Blue belongs to Chelsea and Blue will always be the colour when football will be the game!

The 'Its blue, what else matters' ad

The ad also challenges the very important latin phrase of "caveat emptor", which means "let the buyer beware", as adidas is challenging loyalists to pre-order the kit without even seeing the design... Adidas' brand name and quality of its products being kept aside, such a campaign has a high chance of being misunderstood as, 'prove your loyalty. whatever we feed you, eat.' However, it also re-inforces the fact that football is all about blind loyalty mixed with a lot of passion... We take whatever our club gives us, coz the club is us !!

We have our full faith on adidas. Bring on the kit !! Its blue after all !! 

Game on 2013-14 !!

*P.S.: This article is one of my entries to a Chelsea fan site www.chelsea.vitalfootball.co.uk 

Life's a blog after all

Its one year since I wrote my last post. I had completely forgotten that I had a blog, even though I had one. It was there always, but never in my conscience. Sometimes, I used to visit it and promised myself to write something, the very next day, out of my brains and memory...

That's what life is. Its always there, infront of our own eyes, we just never care to notice it. By chance, we think of it, we promise ourselves to live 'that' life kingsize, but the very next day, either we would have forgotten about it or the 'Mr. Lazy' in us would have presented a strong case of postponing the 'living-life-king-size' decision...

As time passes by and we keep postponing all, we become old and realise we din't give proper justice to the blog which could have been a good one...Isn't it similar for life?

So, dear guys, I may be the laziest of the lazy asses around and I can't promise myself, but for your own sake, stop postponing, if you can, although I know, you can't :P

Write on, live on !! Life's a blog after all !! People will read it and comment on it someday, and you sure will want to hear good stuff from them about you, your life, your blog !!

Life's a blog after all