Mr. Foolishly Romantic !!

Wrote another poem for you guys !!
Please let me know whether you like it or hate it.. 


Mr. Foolishly Romantic sat by the tree
watching as the leaves fell free
he didn't care if it was due to gravity
just sat there and enjoyed nature's sanity...


He thought 'bout his beautiful days
munching lazily, a packet of Lays
a cat was playing with a dog nearby
someone was playing a flute far-by...


This setting of the scene was just so fine
there's joy to behold from every moment 'o' time
Life is for sure, a nice little rhyme
Mr. Foolishly Romantic listened to a bell's chime
and a cute little boy was singing in the attic,
"Nobody's a fool, everybody's a romantic" !!

The Mathematics of my Love Life !

Wrote a poem a couple of years ago, when I was in my Graduations...
please comment on how it is !!

'Probabilities', I started making
of someone with myself
Life went into 'Progression'
Happiness added in 'Series' in itself...

'Integrated' my love for You
'Differentiated' all my worries
Started playing 'Number Theories'
either you like me or not...

Just became a 'Subset' of you
Made my heart 'Union' with yours
'Intersection' of minds happened next
'Complement' from others, years after years...

After somedays...

Started drifting away in such a 'Deviation'
'Errors' started coming out one after another
such was my 'Perception'...
Then life got caught in such a 'Matrix'
Just became a silly 'Random Variable'...
Situations played such 'Infinite' tricks
My 'Means' were destroyed, and
I just became an unwanted 'Random Sample'...

Worries started coming in 'Annuities'
Compounded itself in 'Compound Interests'
Life's kicked so hard that I started hating
the thing which I loved the most- 'Mathematics'... 

Dating a Butterface !!

Guys ! Just wrote a poem for the heck of it !!
Not to be taken with any offence, its not intended to offend anybody...
Its just a medium to kick away occasional frustrations...hehehe !!

Note: You may be wondering who's a "Butterface"?
Well, a "butterface" is a girl who has a hot body but an ugly face...lol...
so, its like, everything of hers is well, but-her-face !!!

So, here goes the poem....


Life is crazy
take it easy
keep yourself busy
don't be so choosy
if not Katie, then maybe Rosy
hell ! both are 'oh so sexy !
tell me dear, how many things do you hear?
how many people shout in your ear?
how many times you have to swear
not to date that gal who looks like a Bear
but u blank out all the time she comes near !
she's boring, she's shit !! isn't that clear??
but to you, why she's so dear?
slap her in the face, kick her hard, whom do you fear??
but u still, with her, have made some plans
with her, u still like to have a dance
coz, u still think u have a chance??
yes, you still think you have a chance !!

Just one advice, get out of this mess
Get her out'ta ur life, get to some new place,
coz, she's not hot, she's just a butterface !!
Yeah !! she's just a butterface !!